Cometh the hour, cometh the man, and that hour was 4pm till 5pm on Sunday, and that man was Darius Vassell. He came, he saw, and he scored a somewhat fortunate goal that involved starring performances from Calamity James, Meat Ball Campbell and a blade of grass. But this goal was important, not only did it give the Bunnyman three precious points, but it also soiled Puffin Killer's clean sheet.
But Herman the Puffin eater is always dangerous at corners so there was still hope for Grumpledon. But it was Vassell who was on fire and to stop him getting through for another chance, the Puffin cooker blocked him and the silly Icelandic man left the field with minus one point to his name. And there went one of Grumpledon's hopes for silverware this season. The triple has never been done but it seems only Wandering Dog stand between Kings Road and an achievement of biblical proportions.
