Monday, 26 May 2008

The Best Possible Squad You Could Have Had

Allowing only two players from each Premier League Club, here is the best squad you could have assembled providing that you could have bought the whole for £40M or under. This squad could have brought you approximately 850 points taking in to account that some players would have played at the same time thus you would have had to drop one or two at some point.

1 GK Howard EVE 38
2 FB Belletti CHE 49
3 FB Johnson POR 41
4 MF Fabregas ARS 57
5 CB Lescott EVE 62
6 CB Ferdinand MU 57
7 MF Ronaldo MU 107
8 MF Gerrard LIV 57
9 ST Adeyabor ARS 80
10 ST Torres LIV 80
11 MF Young AV 56

12 MF Barry AV 49
13 MF Elano MC 42
14 ST Berbatov TOT 65
15 ST Santa Cruz BLA 73

Saturday, 24 May 2008

SSPA Awards

Awards given out at the end of season bash in the Red Lion in Isleworth were as follows:

SSPA Champion
Bugs Birney (Kings Road United)

Tosspot League Champion
Bugs Birney

Jeff Stelling Shield Winner
Scott E Dog (Wandering Dog)

[The Meaningless] FA Cup League Champion
Sardine Riedlinger (Bruce's Bangers)

Most Goals in SSPA
Fruitcake Birney (Somerset Fruitcakes) 75 goals

Most Assists in SSPA
Fruitcake Birney (Somerset Fruitcakes) 55 assists

Most Clean Sheets
Bugs Birney (Kings Road United) 64 clean sheets

SSPA Managers' Manager of the Year
Bugs Birney (Kings Road United)

The Bryan Robson Award for High Levels of Mediocre Fantasy League Management
Fritz Riedlinger (Slinger's Ringers)

Best Buy
Emmanuel Adebayor of Kings Road United - 80 points for sod all

Worst Buy
Florent Malouda of Armitage Shankers - £8M for sod all

Top Player
Cristiano Ronaldo 31 goals, 7 assists, 107 points

SSPA Team of the Year

1 Edwin van der Sar (KRU)
2 Patrice Evra (BBa)
3 Glen Johnson (TW)
4 Cesc Fabregas (UJ)
5 Rio Ferdinand (KRU)
6 Nemanja Vidic (BBa)
7 Cristiano Ronaldo (SU)
8 Steven Gerrard (AS)
9 Emmanuel Adeyabor (KRU)
10 Fernando Torres (TW)
11 Frank Lampard (KRU)