Jeff Stelling Shield - Quarter Finals - LIVE UPDATE

FINAL SCORES

Kings Road United v Naked Ladies 2-4
Heskey Goal for Kings Road
Emerton concedes second goal for Kings Road
Emerton concedes third goal for Kings Road
Vidic keeps clean sheet for Kings Road
Gutierrez Assist for Ladies
James concedes second goal for Kings Road
James concedes third goal for Kings Road
Noble Assist for Ladies

Somerset Fruitcakes v Slinger's Ringers 8-2
Fabregas Assist for Ringers
Dossena concedes second goal for Fruitcakes
Carragher concedes second goal for Fruitcakes
Friedel concedes second goal for Fruitcakes
Osman Assist for Fruitcakes
Ferdinand keeps clean sheet for Fruitcakes
Owen Goal for Fruitcakes
Bellamy Goal for Fruitcakes

Eintracht Skipton v Armitage Shankers 9-14
Adebayor Goal for Shankers
Valencia Assist for Skippo
Valencia Goal for Skippo
Robinson concedes second goal for Shankers
Kuyt Assist for Skippo
Agbonlahor Goal for Shankers
Barry Assist for Shankers
Steinsson concedes second goal for Skippo
Agbonlahor Goal for Shankers
Steinsson concedes third goal for Skippo
Agbonlahor Assist for Shankers
Valencia Assist for Skippo
Robinson concedes third goal for Shankers
Steinsson Assist for Skippo
Yobo keeps clean sheet for Shankers
Distin concedes second goal for Skippo
Ameobi Assist for Skippo
Distin concedes third goal for Skippo

R-Dick-U-Lose v Unathletico Jillbao 11-15
Aliadiere Goal for Jillbao
Davies Assist for Jillbao
Reina concedes second goal for Jillbao
Cisse Assist for Dickies
Laursen Assist for Dickies
O'Brien concedes second goal for Jillbao
Cisse Goal for Dickies
Young Assist for Jillbao
O'Brien concedes third goal for Jillbao
Young Goal for Jillbao
O'Brien concedes fourth goal for Jillbao
Davies Goal for Jillbao
Laursen concedes second goal for Dickies
Kirkland keeps clean sheet for Dickies
Ferdinand keeps clean sheet for Dickies
Hangeland keeps clean sheet for Jillbao
Traore concedes a goal for Dickies
Traore concedes second goal for Dickies
Anelka Goal for Dickies

Tosspot News and Other Stuff

It's so tight at the top that Taxbore Wanderers slumped down to fifth place after their first defeat of the season away to Jillbao. Wandering Dog went back to the summit after scraping an unimpressive 3-2 victory at home to the Ringers. Fritz's boys ended last season with four straight wins but have started this one with six straight defeats and are the only thing stopping Armitage Shankers from being bottom after their fourth defeat on the trot. It was brave performance against the dangerous Kings Road but Bunnies team scraped a victory.

The Fruitcakes are looking good at the moment and easily beat Skipton while the Naked Ladies put their last two performances behind them with a great performance over in Grumpledon. The Smeggers revival continued with an away day thrashing of R-Dick-U-Lose.

Fruitcakes 13 Skippo 7
Grumpledon 8 Naked Ladies 9
R-Dick-U-Lose 5 Smeggers 15
Jillbao 16 Taxbores 11
Kings Road 5 Shankers 4
Wandering Dog 3 Ringers 2
















That's if for Tosspot League action until Tuesday 6th January.

This will probably also be the week of the next auction so let me know which day is best that week.

The Jeff Stelling Shield (or Stumpy Cup) Quarter Finals take place from 9th to 15th December, more on that at the weekend.

In the Champions League it's gloomy news as Kings Road United have suffered four straight defeats and are already out of the competition with two games to play. The good news is that Somerset Fruitcakes are already through in the UEFA Cup group after winning all four of their games. Grumpledon have made a poor start to their campaign but can rescue thingss by beating Spartak Tooting and Town's Lost Boys.