Scott E Dog was on the rampage after completely rebuilding Richmond lock single-handedly in one day. He was already installed in the White Swan in Richmond when Chairman Pip and Sardine turned up. He was hungrier than than the hungriest man on Earth and was soon going in and out of consciousness, staring at chair legs and imagining them to be pork sausages, you know the sort of thing. He even suggested we have the auction in a curry house. With more riverside stops at the Town Wharf, where Purps was doing his Rowley Birkin QC impression in the corner, and the London Apprentice his hunger was getting worse. Luckily, Franks Chippy provided him with a handful of chips to keep him going and after a special consultation with Chef in the Red Lion he finally got his curry. It was just in time really, I think he was about to eat one of us. Wandering Dog went on to sign Barton and Bendtner thinking they were brands of meat pies or something.
Laughing Glavesy had joined us at the chippy and snapped up Aaron Hughes, getting rid of Sol Campbell in the process. The Shankers boss was in a bit of a mess by now having had too many wheat beers in the Whaaaaarf. He absent mindedly signed two Everton defenders in Yobo and Baines.
The power is running out on my laptop so here are the rest of the transfers...
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